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Get Back In There!

   Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects.
    One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few minutes, the door opened, and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!" 
    The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the woman reported what had happened. 
    Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman.


     Best Brainstorming in History!

 

Driving Around!

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with his face up next to his rear view mirror.... shaving!!!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, he's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad I almost dropped my eye liner pencil in my coffee.


 

Scary Chinese Proverb.....

 

 


 

 

 


BAD DAY!

You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"